Comments on METAL INQUISITION: Suicide Silence: Total fuckfaces, no way around it...

NTTB: Cruuuuuuushing!

2009-09-22T16:29:11.958-04:00

NTTB: Cruuuuuuushing!

That total fuckface meade me piss in my pants. The...

2009-09-22T13:44:01.641-04:00

That total fuckface meade me piss in my pants.
The retarded Swede also: "masses of bullshit from people who should get a proper job instead of harassing a band as if they were still in high school "
he didn't eve see the pic says "female" on it or wait is it he has been hit by the Dan Martinez (of Cretin) syndrome ???????????????

'What would you do if you were transported to 1991...

2009-09-22T12:53:28.049-04:00

'What would you do if you were transported to 1991 and your shows were suddenly full of nothing but outcasts and chronic masturbaters in XXXL Morbid Angel shirts'

Brilliant, I remember it like it was yesterday...

This interview made me stangry, I don't even know what stangry is, I'm too old and bitter but I am it right now.

Lucho, don't you think he looks like me when he ha...

2009-09-22T12:31:51.467-04:00

Lucho, don't you think he looks like me when he has short hair?? I'd go so far as to say we could pass for fraternal twins, or at least brothers.

this interview = art. i don't think this guy can ...

2009-09-22T12:09:33.130-04:00

this interview = art.

i don't think this guy can even begin to understand what it was like back in the day. in south florida, all death metal shows in 1991 had only one female in the crowd...and she was in a wheelchair, and super super fat. no joke.

Man, stangry describes that guy perfectly. It's al...

2009-09-22T07:31:18.291-04:00

Man, stangry describes that guy perfectly. It's always disappointing to find out that people are just as stupid as you actually think they are. Then again, I would be pretty mad if I spent all that money getting lame sailor jerry tatoos just so i can take off my shirt and have the 17 year old scene chick burst out laughing because I look like I have leukemia.

And how about that Sweedish dude in te comments? Few things are more amusing to read than someone try to get mad in broken English.

In the video their singer really makes nice use of...

2009-09-22T01:19:40.740-04:00

In the video their singer really makes nice use of the wigger-bounce.

Funniest thing I've read in weeks!

2009-09-22T00:00:03.441-04:00

Funniest thing I've read in weeks!

Yeah, me too- like I said in the intro, I wanted t...

2009-09-21T22:44:10.784-04:00

Yeah, me too- like I said in the intro, I wanted to cover them here because I wrote them off for no good reason when in fact they are really good.

Uh oh. I quite like the band, but this is bloody e...

2009-09-21T19:50:02.376-04:00

Uh oh. I quite like the band, but this is bloody embarrassing. Good work fellas!

Just when I thought you couldn't top the comedy of...

2009-09-21T19:31:00.802-04:00

Just when I thought you couldn't top the comedy of the other interviews, you did it with this one?

"Bro. There is this thing called a "gym"..." Ther...

2009-09-21T18:25:38.782-04:00

"Bro. There is this thing called a "gym"..."

There's also this stuff known as "food". I'd probably be stangry too if I never ate.

Something something... case of the Mondays.

2009-09-21T18:22:00.355-04:00

Something something... case of the Mondays.

AHH----shit, I knew someone would get bent out of ...

2009-09-21T17:09:06.375-04:00

AHH----shit, I knew someone would get bent out of shape because they didnt get the Gathering of Shadows reference. I felt "easily assaulted" there for a second.

by the way i really feel the need to type out lots of question marks.

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I knew this was a Sarg. post as soon as I saw prai...

2009-09-21T16:20:38.294-04:00

I knew this was a Sarg. post as soon as I saw praise for the hipster band Winds of Plague for their music and not for the hot keyboardist.

This band isn't bad, but isn't good. Like an emo crunk lead singer fronting a gay, faceless Cannibal Corpse.

So, is Johnny Puffy-Vest of Winds of Plague the on...

2009-09-21T16:12:02.822-04:00

So, is Johnny Puffy-Vest of Winds of Plague the only one in deathcore who isn't a complete tool?

To be fair, everybody else in Winds of Plague was really nice and cool too.

ah, I'm all relaxed now. 'cunt' is a term of ende...

2009-09-21T16:04:26.454-04:00

ah, I'm all relaxed now. 'cunt' is a term of endearment don't ya know.

however, I do get enraged when this band "Suicide Silence" is lauded by any person as being good in any sense of the word 'good'.

gag me with a spoon. oh wait, I'll just look at Mr. Birdchest with all the jank tattoos all over him again. that should summon the vomit mechanism faster than his band's music.

BABABOOEY to y'all.

The_Hate_Tank: Simmer down big guy! savage is way ...

2009-09-21T16:00:01.042-04:00

The_Hate_Tank: Simmer down big guy! savage is way down with us other jerks. He even brought his famous deviled eggs to last month's MI Corporate Retreat. His comment was in reference to a "denial" email I received once when I tried to go to a yearly black metal show in Colorado called Gathering of Shadows.

savage: hahahahahahahahaha

2009-09-21T15:56:19.388-04:00

savage: hahahahahahahahaha

holy shit what a douche! I had to suffer through ...

2009-09-21T15:55:18.972-04:00

holy shit what a douche! I had to suffer through SS opening for Carcass... what a shitful excuse for a band. and how could you have NO sense of humor when your entire band is such a fucking joke? oh, that last pic - HILARIOUS - dude needs to stop worrying about the trendy tatts and fucking have a sandwich. pussy band for scene-ster jackholes.

ps- fuck you 'Savage', your ' heavy band' couldn't wipe Carcass' ass. WEAK fucking 'breakdown' riffs every 2 seconds doesn't equal 'heavy'. you cunt.

I hope this guy gets easily assaulted Georges St-P...

2009-09-21T15:52:10.090-04:00

I hope this guy gets easily assaulted Georges St-Pierre style with an officially licensed Entorturement tea kettle, courtesy of your local Slamway agent, Donald Compan.

So, is Johnny Puffy-Vest of Winds of Plague the only one in deathcore who isn't a complete tool?

By the way, Sarge, do you have a legitimate reason why you haven't interviewed Bobby Rock yet?

where is he saying that? i just kipped most of the...

2009-09-21T15:41:30.386-04:00

where is he saying that? i just kipped most of the text because it was such a pain to read

And also, is it not obvious that the entire point ...

2009-09-21T15:39:55.624-04:00

And also, is it not obvious that the entire point of this post is that I actually LIKE Suicide Silence? You're a little slow.

BOOM!!

2009-09-21T15:39:48.509-04:00

BOOM!!

it would still piss me off, because its so cheap w...

2009-09-21T15:26:09.170-04:00

it would still piss me off, because its so cheap writing "total fuckfaces" about people on the internet

Bro, if you actually read the interview you would know that those were HIS words, not mine.