Comments on METAL INQUISITION: Random thoughts

I have really enjoyied reading your well written a...

2010-11-08T01:40:51.741-05:00

I have really enjoyied reading your well written article. It looks like you spend a lot of effort and time on your blog. I have bookmarked it and I am looking forward to reading new articles. Keep up the good work!

You guys had better update soon, or risk being &qu...

2009-07-20T11:41:01.314-04:00

You guys had better update soon, or risk being "easily assaulted" by "Internet faggits" and Amway salespeople.
Engorging the Engorgitty forever.

I love anthrax. I love kiss. I love manowar. I lov...

2009-07-20T08:45:07.313-04:00

I love anthrax. I love kiss. I love manowar. I love slayer. I have nuclear death on vinyl.

Lucho, you are my brother and I love you, but posts like this one piss me off. Too much info, bro! I have too much to say, but can't remember half of it by the time I hit "leave comment".

Torpedo Girl is a sweet tune.

I want free stuff too. I wish we did a blog about hot girls.

alex, i'm sure the post office will get your s...

2009-07-19T13:42:31.918-04:00

alex, i'm sure the post office will get your shipment to us...i'm sure of it.

Do you guys really think the music from The Elder ...

2009-07-17T20:30:17.900-04:00

Do you guys really think the music from The Elder is that bad? I know the concept failed, but the music is decent

Sorry I have been a bit quiet of late, I've b...

2009-07-17T11:46:56.448-04:00

Sorry I have been a bit quiet of late, I've been in Africa for the past three weeks and they don't have electrickery there. Anyway, good piece. I have sent you my entire record collection as payment for allowing me to read this stuff. I didn't know where to send it it so I marked the envelope with 'MI, USA' I'm guessing it should get there. That guy in that European video is my dad. Don't mock him.

Also I had a Slayer interview disc, exactly as you describe. I think I still have it but I probably only listened to it once. One of the reasons was that it sounded like it had been recorded under a motorway bridge and not only could we, the audience, not hear the questions, neither could Tom Araya as he kept having to ask the interviewer to repeat herself...

The drummer from Shattered Realm gave me "THE...

2009-07-16T17:40:43.488-04:00

The drummer from Shattered Realm gave me "THE LOOK" when I met him outside one of their shows like two years back. I asked him why he doesn't just get Fury of Five back together and he told me something or other about hating Ismean because he owed him money, and I was like "HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU HATE JAMES ISMEAN?!?!" and then did my trademark very genuinely awesome impression of that horrible screeching thing that he does on songs like "Forever Down". This was the first time I ever met a guy from a band I loved and felt that they REALLY hated me. :o(
--LEV

2009-07-16T17:39:12.934-04:00

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Lucho, I'm going to search my basement for ran...

2009-07-14T11:59:43.123-04:00

Lucho, I'm going to search my basement for random old crap to send to you now.

Anton Fig rules on Dynasty, the greatest Ki...

2009-07-13T04:42:47.887-04:00

Anton Fig rules on Dynasty, the greatest Kiss record.

What? Joey DeMaio can't afford a real gym room...

2009-07-12T17:54:37.786-04:00

What? Joey DeMaio can't afford a real gym room? Ick. Nast.

I love putting the title of the album above band&#...

2009-07-11T04:17:27.824-04:00

I love putting the title of the album above band's logo!
As always, Slayer were ahead of their time...

I got an e-mail from Phil Fasciana saying that was...

2009-07-10T19:25:07.143-04:00

I got an e-mail from Phil Fasciana saying that was him in the video.

Wow, are you the long-haired guy that is shown in ...

2009-07-10T19:16:44.555-04:00

Wow, are you the long-haired guy that is shown in the video at 1:12? If that's you, you are a lucky bastard! Go get drunk and celebrate!

Speaking of random things. Here's a video from...

2009-07-10T18:24:05.006-04:00

Speaking of random things. Here's a video from Pamplona where a guy gets gored to death by El Toro.

But wait! Who the one spinning around at 1:11 into the video?

http://www.cuatro.com/noticias/videos/peligroso-encierro-san-fermin-deja-muerto-varios-heridos/20090710ctoultpro_15/

I'd love to have a copy of Carrion for Worm on...

2009-07-10T17:19:47.037-04:00

I'd love to have a copy of Carrion for Worm on vinyl.

STOP BOGARTING THAT RECORD ANDY ROONEY!!!

I'd love to see that video with Andy Rooney

2009-07-10T16:43:08.017-04:00

I'd love to see that video with Andy Rooney

Every little thought in this piece was hilarious, ...

2009-07-10T14:26:32.758-04:00

Every little thought in this piece was hilarious, bravo Lucho and thank you.

Weightlifting/Sweating on a leather sofa = Manowar

And that Nicko McBrain picture is shopped, right?

Re: the cellophane wrapping that makes records har...

2009-07-10T14:15:55.853-04:00

Re: the cellophane wrapping that makes records hard to open... Record nerd tip: If you rub the edge of the unopened record against your pants really fast for 10 seconds or so, an opening will melt through the plastic. This helps protect the record because the plastic stays on it, and it's way easier than man-handling the corners in an attempt to get the cellophane off.

The same goes for those promo CDs in cardboard covers too, but those usually aren't worth opening anyway.

You know if you watch that clip of Manowar working...

2009-07-10T14:11:19.170-04:00

You know if you watch that clip of Manowar working out and you close your eyes and just listen to the audio, it sounds like a bunch of gays having sexytime! HA HA!

My girlfriend was sitting on the couch just now doing her makeup and all she could hear is the audio! She said "what is that, it sounds kind of gay"! HA HA HA!

And I said "oh its Manowar" working out!

-LEE

AWESOME! And my word verification to post this is "urave"!? DUDE I RAVE ALL THE TIME!!!!!

I liked "I'm the Man" when it came o...

2009-07-10T14:04:09.432-04:00

I liked "I'm the Man" when it came out. Metalheads are so serious when making music and this was a great antidote. And although it didn't blaze the trail to rap-metal like their PE collab would (for better or worse), it was a ballsy and groundbreaking move. Almost all the metal dudes I knew then were pretty racist so I bet it was a bit of a gut-punch when one of the "Big Four" did a rap record.

Glen Benton's hair looks like a Muffintop nowd...

2009-07-10T13:23:19.044-04:00

Glen Benton's hair looks like a Muffintop nowdays.

State of Euphoria makes no sense at all. Its an ox...

2009-07-10T13:12:46.697-04:00

State of Euphoria makes no sense at all. Its an oxymoron because Euphoria is a good feeling, but the cover art is depicting chaotic, crazy, anxiety. Even MORE proof that Anthrax is the worlds stupidest, funniest metal band.

I have this tape collection that I made that I call "live metal talking". Basically I have strung together like 30+ minutes of the dumbest stage banter ever produced by metal bands on stage. Anthrax with Neil Turbin is the funniest thing I have heard EVER. More hilarious than any commedian routine.

That manowar video just gave me a hard on.

2009-07-10T12:23:46.289-04:00

That manowar video just gave me a hard on.

John, if you think hearing three different I Am Th...

2009-07-10T11:26:58.348-04:00

John, if you think hearing three different I Am The Man versions on one side is annoying, then don't buy the new Manowar duel CD EP. The second disc is composed entirely of the same song recorded in 16 different languages.

I must admit, though, hearing Eric Adams trying to sing in Finnish, Hungarian, Polish, and Japanese will be inconceivably funny.