Comments on METAL INQUISITION: Vomit Grinder: A master and his craft

my brain fell out. classic.

2009-07-28T05:46:29.560-04:00

my brain fell out. classic.

Wahey! I have that same shirt! I kind of want to t...

2009-07-17T15:10:52.615-04:00

Wahey! I have that same shirt! I kind of want to throw it away now.

"Small Amp Metal" is a total win.

2009-07-07T16:13:09.232-04:00

"Small Amp Metal" is a total win.

this is some serious wigger slam talent. this guy ...

2009-07-07T01:32:10.489-04:00

this is some serious wigger slam talent. this guy should join the forces with hot chocolate to establish a ultimate wigger slam duo

this is totally "Small Amp Metal".

2009-07-06T12:55:39.374-04:00

this is totally "Small Amp Metal".

pornogrind + kids = creepy

2009-07-06T10:03:15.648-04:00

pornogrind + kids = creepy

hopefully someone can get the joke, and have a lau...

2009-07-05T12:21:01.609-04:00

hopefully someone can get the joke, and have a laugh.

Metal Inquisition, you've single handedly and offi...

2009-07-05T09:46:36.089-04:00

Metal Inquisition, you've single handedly and officially taken away my desire to laugh and love

thanks for your review johnny, it was short, sweet...

2009-07-05T08:45:26.234-04:00

thanks for your review johnny, it was short, sweet and most of all... original. (haha amway, that was pure genius) and the whole pit riffment thingymabob, is that another of your creation? tatatotally dude.

one thing about my "riffment" is that it's more about uber-feelings as opposed to being uber-brutole.
It strik-eth the heart kind of like that first time you got on a bicycle, ya know? well it did for me anyhoo.

I'm just happy i got someone to listen to it... dammit it took me, all up maybe... 4 hours. (for 6-7 songs. All with fuck-all experience, but i suppose i should give up.
I do seriously appreciate it, not like these fake ass posers with their fancy decor.
They'd just get mad and madder.

Just the whole making it personal thing is kinda faggy though, you might wanna watch that in your next review...
(just a tip)

from your pal... WTClover1975

p.s: if yall could include your ages and current hairstyles, that would be helpful.urystyl

some of my lyrics are .... "if you can burp, then ...

2009-07-05T07:01:08.111-04:00

some of my lyrics are .... "if you can burp, then we all can burp"

i have a one man band thing, but i hope like shit ...

2009-07-05T06:59:26.273-04:00

i have a one man band thing, but i hope like shit im nothing like this chap....
i do the frog-core vocals all as a joke...
then i proceed to make horror style metal, (ghoul etc)
oh and ive been playing drums for 3 years and guitar for one year (not properly but i do my best..)

this isnt a cheap plug, but i genuinely just want feedback...

made of rats on myspace

http://www.myspace.com/blastermasterdestroy

I meant you need ability to play and record someth...

2009-07-05T04:16:05.565-04:00

I meant you need ability to play and record something interesting even if you play in a grindcore duo, or mono
;-)

I realize that my comment my have offended the "oh...

2009-07-05T02:20:01.633-04:00

I realize that my comment my have offended the "oh ye of little band" set, however I want to assure you that I do have taste and musical ability. I just happen to think those clips highlight all that is wrong with that particular subgenre of metal. Don't get me wrong, it's funny, but it's more pathetic than anything else. I happen to enjoy a good bit of pornogrind, just not this ludicrous attempt.

I realize that my comment my have offended the "oh...

2009-07-05T02:17:17.267-04:00

this should have the tag "4 string guitars".

2009-07-05T02:17:04.637-04:00

this should have the tag "4 string guitars".

Yeah I love 'the YouTube' man.

2009-07-04T15:24:41.922-04:00

Yeah I love 'the YouTube' man.

We have dreams

2009-07-04T15:21:39.469-04:00

We have dreams

I messed up with my second language...I wanted to ...

2009-07-04T12:00:10.755-04:00

I messed up with my second language...I wanted to say that even pornogrind needs a bit of musical ability to be remotely interesting...

"With a little bit of musical taste or ability, li...

2009-07-04T11:18:10.232-04:00

"With a little bit of musical taste or ability, listening to this shit can be extremely annoying."

I decided to fix that typo for you kind sir

Ian Spermgrinder: self-irony is the key, here. Am...

2009-07-04T09:30:18.864-04:00

Ian Spermgrinder: self-irony is the key, here.
Am I a dickhead? Probably.
Is grindcore merely a joke these days? Definitely.
Is this site a place for jokes?
Absolutely.

Having said that, I agree, it's more funny doing a porno-gore-grind-core project than listening to it.
Without a little bit of musical taste or ability, listening to this shit can be extremely annoying.

Everyone seems to assume that this dude owns that ...

2009-07-04T08:24:01.132-04:00

Everyone seems to assume that this dude owns that trailer and is married to that girl. Let's get things straight. The guy lives with his girlfriend (and the kid he had with her) in his mom's trailer. the mom is clearly visible in video number two.

John Omenheiser: i can't even begin to understand the brutality that you must endure. black metal 17 year olds posing in the woods can't even begin to understand the brutality that must be severe intestinal issues from a toddler. since i don't have kids, i have to say that even the smallest things about kids seem insanely brutal to me. for example: changing the diaper on a male baby, and having him piss on your face. to me, it seems like the most insane thing that would have ever happened in my life. to a father, it's just another monday morning. wow.

1) I love the dude's wife saying "OK, it's record...

2009-07-04T02:27:38.112-04:00

1) I love the dude's wife saying "OK, it's recording" at the beginning of the first video. br00tal, dude.
2) I love the comment he leaves on YouTube to no one in particular:
"haha u cant even speak english u fuckin spic"
Anyone want to point out the irony/make an S.O.D. reference?

A bold prediction: within eighteen months this foo...

2009-07-04T00:45:17.684-04:00

A bold prediction: within eighteen months this footage will be "Exhibit A" at one of the most pitiful divorce/custody hearings ever.

I've watched a little bit from all the clips, but ...

2009-07-04T00:29:38.566-04:00

I've watched a little bit from all the clips, but I was too embarrassed to continue. NOTE TO ALL DICKHEADS WITH ONE OR TWO MAN "GRINDCORE" PROJECTS: Just because you have a guitar, a drum machine and maybe pro-tools does NOT mean that your music was meant to be heard. This was so bad I might even prefer going to Sgt. D's house to strip down to my naked body, smother myself in honey and rainbow sprinkles to listen to his collection of pop-punk nonsense whilst he fellated me.

Jeez, where's the CPS when you need them...

2009-07-03T21:35:35.545-04:00

Jeez, where's the CPS when you need them...