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Thanks for this piece of school nostalgia! Yes, it...

2009-12-09T05:43:55.698-05:00

Thanks for this piece of school nostalgia!
Yes, it was the same worldwide (here in Greece too), I still remember the old days and really miss them.
All that shit, waiting for a demo in the mail, reading a 3 year old crappy xerox zine over and over and learning new bands and trying to tapetrade their demos..
Fuck, I still miss those zines.
Really now, there are some people here and there that have uploaded various old zines on pdf. I print them and keep these 'bootleg' zines and read with nostalgia..
Really, could anyone try to start a blog dedicated to this shit?
You can find ANY fucking demo on mp3 but what about zines or old tape compilations? Wouldn't that be awesome!?

Holy shit...this post was the best piece of news I...

2009-05-31T20:35:55.937-04:00

Holy shit...this post was the best piece of news I got all week. My week was ultra shitty and although you will have to post a shit-ton more now, I am psyched to read through it. Amazing!!!

sounds like a gold mine for me lucho...reading thi...

2009-05-27T11:32:34.469-04:00

sounds like a gold mine for me lucho...reading this piece just reminded me that last year, i threw away most of my similar crap that i guarded for many years. i know that i will repent it bitterly when you start posting your stuff...i had a comic story of my "band" (we never made it past 5 rehearsals or so) in which we hit it big and similar shit. i thought that i was the only one who did crazy shit like that.

I remember drawing the pentagrams I saw on the Mor...

2009-05-27T10:41:44.182-04:00

I remember drawing the pentagrams I saw on the Morbid Angel covers on my book covers in math class in Catholic school... I showing my buddy as we were walking out the door, when the principal/math teacher says "oh, can I see?" LOL that was a fun day

yup, cannibal corpse on the cover. it's one of the...

2009-05-26T22:43:08.244-04:00

yup, cannibal corpse on the cover. it's one of the least impressive pieces in the collection, but its in there. you're good!

I see a copy of Paul Zimmerman's Cerebral Holocaus...

2009-05-26T20:35:39.560-04:00

I see a copy of Paul Zimmerman's Cerebral Holocaust zine in that container! I think thats the issue with Cannibal Corpse on the cover? I still have allot of my old stuff like Nasty Savage "Wage Of Mayhem" zine #2, that I bought back in 86'! Been scanning allot of old articles lately... Lots of old VoiVod fanclub artwork! -LEE

This sounds really great. I always wanted to save...

2009-05-26T19:47:32.383-04:00

This sounds really great. I always wanted to save some of my wacky metal artifacts, like the weird overseas packaging that a CD came in, but I never had the space. Postage from Serbia? Cyrillic from St. Petersburg? Gone forever!

There's nothing more comforting than grabbing some...

2009-05-26T19:11:01.630-04:00

There's nothing more comforting than grabbing some dusty old metal zines and snapping back to those care free days of yore. Wish I had kept all my shit, oh well thank fuck for this blog, you do definitely HAVE to get some sort of book deal going. Hope you guys use those Cream Presents Thrash Metal as well.

I wish I still had my book covers from 8th and 9th...

2009-05-26T17:54:02.137-04:00

I wish I still had my book covers from 8th and 9th grade. Arguably, my 8th grade english lit notebook was my masterpiece. Damn.

Take your time. The Internet will be here when you're ready.

Oh.My.God. KeyDragon...haha, umm...no. its just n...

2009-05-26T16:49:43.620-04:00

Oh.My.God.

KeyDragon...haha, umm...no. its just not possible. WOW, just wow!

this is so incredible.

from their website:
"KeyDragon has been pounding out the metal tunes for over 8 years now. Working with various forms of metal and musicians, KeyDragon has evolved into a Dragon Metal band. Dragon Metal is a form of Gothic metal that combines traits of Doom and Power metal. The songs are all about Dragons and are sung by the angelic Tamara Venus Star. Ron Langford provides the “Dragon Vocals”, or screaming vocals, which adds the element of aggression, power, and strength to the lyrics".

their logo is hilarious!!!

Lucho, Hooker is right. dont apologize. this site ...

2009-05-26T16:43:45.457-04:00

Lucho,
Hooker is right. dont apologize. this site is hilarious and if people are going to complain about it they can go listen to dave matthews band or whatever other granola rock they like.

if anyone should apologize its the other guys that arent pulling their weight. it seems like you and sarge do all the work now.

I too spent many an hour in study hall drawing sho...

2009-05-26T16:29:18.032-04:00

I too spent many an hour in study hall drawing shows, although I think I tended to focus more on trying to accurately render "the pit..or atleast my interpretation of it based on D.R.I. songs.
It never ceases to amaze me how universal some of this stuff is regardless of whether you are from South America or the Midwest.

Seriously Lucho... no apologies. In fact, you shou...

2009-05-26T15:23:19.187-04:00

Seriously Lucho... no apologies. In fact, you should follow this with the worst post ever written by a human being. Just out of principle. Fuck that guy.

Luchos, please don't apologize for any post you ma...

2009-05-26T14:13:41.529-04:00

Luchos, please don't apologize for any post you make...ever. I don't even care if it's literally the worst thing ever written by a human being - don't apologize. These people that complain about their free entertainment are just fucking unbelievable.

Also, I used to sit in class and transcribe GWAR lyrics from memory for some reason, so that made me laugh.

consider your asses tickled. i'm not sure where i...

2009-05-26T12:52:43.089-04:00

consider your asses tickled. i'm not sure where i should start, but perhaps the band drawings should be the first big bang. i may have to highlight a few of the choice ones, and offer a multi-page PDF for download, i'm not even kidding.

I am literally wetting myself in anticipation of t...

2009-05-26T12:50:56.390-04:00

I am literally wetting myself in anticipation of the 'pieces' that these goodies will bring.

@HughDoVoodoo: so true, spoken by a true early 90's metal warrior...

Good! We are missing your posts Lucho. Hope this b...

2009-05-26T12:17:22.003-04:00

Good! We are missing your posts Lucho. Hope this brings them oftener.

Me: Tickle your ass with a feather? Her: What did...

2009-05-26T10:12:35.959-04:00

Me: Tickle your ass with a feather?

Her: What did you just say?

Me: Uh, I mean, uh...typical nasty weather?

what a veritable smorgasbord of awesomeness this i...

2009-05-26T10:03:00.261-04:00

what a veritable smorgasbord of awesomeness this is. highly anticipated to say the least. it's like me being picked "most likely to hose metal shop" in high school

now hit their myspace! they sound even 'wower' :)

2009-05-26T10:01:13.306-04:00

now hit their myspace! they sound even 'wower' :)

If there's one thing I'm a sucker for it's nostalg...

2009-05-26T09:43:41.397-04:00

If there's one thing I'm a sucker for it's nostalgia. Regardless of if it's my own, or others, reading and writing about hilarious memories is definitely one of my favorite things. I'm pretty psyched to see those drawings and school folders hahaha

Anonymous: I just looked up KeyDragon on Metal Archives. The only thing that came out of my mouth was "WOW." ... thank you for providing me with that moment.

i'm sorry that you're underwhelmed. i understand. ...

2009-05-26T08:55:43.703-04:00

i'm sorry that you're underwhelmed. i understand. i simply didn't have time to do the first post from the archives, but wanted to let you know about it. sheesh, tough customers. i acknowledged that it was merely a tease.

You're overwhelmed? I'm underwhelmed by this post...

2009-05-26T08:30:11.209-04:00

You're overwhelmed? I'm underwhelmed by this post.

Hundreads of drawings made by my brother and I, of...

2009-05-26T08:15:38.759-04:00

Hundreads of drawings made by my brother and I, of real and made up bands in live settings. These are pencil drawings depicting Iron Maiden, Slayer, Helloween and many bands that we invnted mid-concert
oh my god you HAVE TO post these!!!!! i don't want to spoil the surprise, but let me just say one sentence to let everybody know how amazing these drawings are (i have seen almost all of them i think): "WELCOME TO THE HELL!"

This is the kind of stuff that kids that grow up w...

2009-05-26T07:42:50.451-04:00

This is the kind of stuff that kids that grow up with the internet will never truly understand or appreciate.