Like so many of you, I too look back upon my past and cringe relentlessly. Luckily, there's few bits of evidence to prove just how much of a douche I've been for much of my life. For example, there's no proof of how I waited for three hours in the snow to meet Kurt Brecht from D.R.I. in 1991...nor is there proof of how insanely excited I was when he kindly asked me to step into the band's bus, in fear that I'd probably die of hypothermia (and that he'd be held responsible).
Every once in a while, however, I come across solid proof of my youthful stupidity. The image below is just one of those such item...which we will hereby call: Exhibt A in the trail against Klaus. What is Exhibit A you ask? Just proof that one day in 1990, I decided to write out the lyrics of the Gwar song Slaughterama with a blue felt tip marker. And then was apparently so proud of my accomplishment, that I decided to archive them for later enjoyment.
Please keep in mind that at the time, I had only moved to the United States a few months earlier, and thus didn't really speak much English at all. This will explain the awful spelling errors.
But wait, there's more. I also found handwritten articles about Kreator, Napalm Death and Believer circa 1991. Stay tuned.

15 comments:
Not bad, immigrant. Much better than I'd do fresh off the boat into Columbia. Did you change your name from Lucho to Klaus? Always reinventing yourself.
Haha, great post. Glad to see some life in these parts. Keep it coming, man - looking forward to the Kreator article!
Didn't know you need to take a boat to go to Columbia. Isn't it in the upper west side of Manhattan?
Looking forward to the Kreator and Napalm Death articles too.
Damn it people...it's ColOmbia, with an O, not a U. Thank you to the second anonymous poster who made a joke about it, and pretended that they'd let me into an ivy league school in Manhattan.
Klaus is my real name. But yes, lucho=klaus.
Your articles are always positive and make me feel life is so beautiful, want to see more positive news and fantastic stuff in my world.
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