I knew this day would come. It was only a matter of time. As someone who aged prematurely, the day when youngsters and the music they produce would cease to make sense was sure to come. Well, it has arrived. I would imagine that many of you have already heard this band, I certainly hadn't...so I'd like to share it with those of you who are in the dark about such musical developments. Much like my grumpy old neighbor, the one who's always angry and fails to understand even the most basic aspects of life today, I too shall be fading into the sunset.
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Monday, June 7, 2010
It's official, I'm old and no longer understand what these young whippersnappers are into
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Lucho, if you were a woman, i would tell you, i love you. Thank you for fixing my Monday. And oh god...you can start up that Hadron Collider now...this is the higgs boson apparently that syncs all forms of 20th century music together...
Please, kill me...
That is literally the shittest thing I have ever seen.
AS far as I can tell, the idea was to take the absolute most sell out version of many genres of music and forge them into the worst song ever made.
(Worst techno ever) + (Worst black metal vocals ever) + (Worst metal guitars ever) + (Worst twee vocalist ever) = Worst song ever.
Mission accomplished. Congratulations!
Christian rock jus' ain't what she used to be.
kinda just sounds like andrew wk but european...
HATEBREED FUCKING SUCK BALLS!
But hey, is this really new...? In my ears this is exactly how CoF and Dimmu Borgir sounded like in the late 90's. Absolutely horrid, none the less. This fuckin blog is not good for be, btw. I check it out EVERY day, and after weeks of wait - when a new post is finally available i get so happy i shit my pants.
the only shittier thing than that video is this god damn pathetic site!
Your site is as metal as a Wrigley's gum wrapper!
Cut the bullshit!
Lucho, I totally agree with you, man.
And tell those screaming kids to GET OFF MY LAWN, GODDAMMIT!!!
(cough, cough) 'scuse me, I need my pills...
It's clearly Ulver's fault.
This video is a joke, right? Shouldn't this be on the stuff you will hate blog with all the other stupid bullshit people are producing these days?
Wait, is this the new Cryptopsy video?
You know how a slaughterhouse has the steel grating that allows the leftover gristle and tripe to sift through? Musically speaking, Russia is what's underneath the grating collecting the bad, leftover pieces for frankenstein re-assembly.
P.S. Doesn't this band sound similar to Lars and the Common Denominators (the joke band at the end of Reggie and the Full Effect's records)?
You know most people under or around 18 would think the songs sucks too right...?
Wow, what the FUCK was that!? Seriously!? I liked these fucking Russkies more when they were repressed! Bring back the cold war! And how many assholes in that video are doing the metal horns?
THIS is SOOOOOO GAY that the city of West Hollywood, California, has officially declared June 9th as Xe-NONE day!
Fucking homo garbage! And every girl in that video needs to be fistfucked for crimes against music!
Ohhhhhhh God what is happening right now? Goddammit the guys in my first band and I used to joke about blackened techno saying it would never happen. I have lost all faith in the world.
Haha. I sent that video to Stevil. Nice to see the crap gets spread around. While that first video tries to look like a coked up party, a deeper examination of xe-None shows a truth that could be bit closer to Anvil. Like the cold war, it would seem we needn't fear the Russians as much as they would make us think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKCdKFJmeHI&feature=related
*whippersnappers
(In the title...)
If this was 3 different songs minus the high voice girl it would be ok. And if the video was a Justin Beiber or Hannah Montanah video it would all make sense.
-JosephWJames
This is the perfect example of how much music sucks today, thrash till' Death.
I refuse to believe that people actually like this
strange mix or elements, some 80's glit and glam, a rave, ecstacy, and circus style black metal like Satryicon or COF with exhaled metalcore vocals. That oughta die before it can breathe a gasp of air.
Man.....Hatebreed STILL FUCKING SUCK BALLS!!!!!! THIS VIDEO BULLSHIT SUCKS HATEBREED'S BALLS! FUCK ALL THIS BULLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT!
Into this.
you do nothig more than paste youtube videos, and then bitch about them. How the fuck is this even a blogspot? A lazy one for fuckin' sure!
all you did was copy and paste youtube videos! What a disgracefully lazy excuse of a blogspot!
I wonder why no one will acknowledge that we are in the middle of the second age of Disco right now? This is just more proof. Honestly this just sounds like Ministry on 45 RPM to me, except less repetetive. Honestly, although this music is physically revolting to me, I find it easier to understand musically then a lot of that new-fangled techni-emo-metal stuff that I see on "Music Choice on-demand" on my TV. At least they have some good looking ladies in this video.
That was a spoof, right?! Please don't say it was real....and for the love of all things musical, don't let any confused American kids latch onto it...it's funny as long as it stays over there!
i thought this was andrew WK (fucking awesome!) until the vocals came in
Why?
I don't even know what to say, other than that I would totally do most of the women in that video. Aside from that, I just stuck a knitting needle in both ears.
That is just really bad !!!
This is all Mordred's fault: When they came up with the idea that genre-crossing is a good thing in it itself, it was only a matter of time that someone would come up with a east-european trash-disco / slick metal crossover - I only hope those fuckers are happy now ...
...this is just great fun and you are too weak in mind to grasp it's magnitude! Funny thing, so am I!
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You did a good job but you've to more work still,keep it up.
thanks for letting us know, I heard that band before and never continue listening their music for it doesn't bring me up a good result especially to my kids. Sorry for that.
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