I was very, very tempted to post the not work-safe version of this picture here, but I decided not to. If you're ready to see the amazingly great not work-safe version of the picture, click here. As you'll see, I probably could have posted the original version since there's not much to it.
Post your captions, and when doing so please note that Kirk's left hand seems to be rubbing furiously inside his robe while he stares directly at Metallica's tiniest member (double entendre). Poor Steve Harris and his mom jeans got stuck in the cross fire.
I'll go first, and get some of the obvious ones out of the way:
Sad But True
The Shortest Straw
Friday, October 24, 2008
Metal Inquisition's Second Photo Caption Contest
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The most dusgusting thing about this picture is that those jeans will be back in style someday.
Laughter,
Laughter,
All I hear and see is laughter!!!
"King Nothing"
"where the wild things are".
the forestry tag = gold.
darling, those jeans are back in style.
"The Thing That Should Not Be...or how I lost my lunch hanging with Lar$" by Steve Harris
How can you go past "The Thing That Should Not BE"?
Damnit, Brendan beat me. But there´s a good lyrical theme in that track we can employ here...."Hunter of the shadows is RI-SING"
...And Justice For All
- 2"x4"
- The Dong That Never Comes
Shrinkage Inc.
For God's sake, why? Is this a sad G.G. Allin wantabe. Is it true that this unknown band has shit on stage and ate? I hear that they might open for Madonna. Then there is that summer tour with the Rolling Stones and Aerosmith called "The Return of the Dinosaurs". Ringo Starr and his Hasbe Band will play the parking lot. There is nothing more metal then a yellow submarine. Peace and Love, don't bother me as I count my money.
No Kind of Monster
(anesthesia) pulling dick.
My Friend of Misery
or...
Invisible kid
I'll go from the Iron Maiden point of view: Public Enema Number One or perhaps a slightly modified version of The Teeny Weeny Wicker Man.
Gotta be 'The Shortest Straw' hasn't it? Maybe 'Jap's Eye Of The Weeholder'?
What? No love for the Garage Days EP?
"The Small Hours"?
Work with me here.
"THE PRINCE" albert.
i do really like "the shortest straw" and by the way, my name really is kirk.
Kirk is thinking:
"LUNCH!!!!"
You should've put Dave Mustaine's face on Lars extremely inadequate junk.
that makes anyone with more than 2 inches feel well endowed.
i had to use the magnifying glass on photoshop to find it. (looks like kirk found it easy..haha and his own too
that was a raunchy post dude
He should shave, IT may seem a bit longer...
Looking to make more money from the closet-homosexual demographic in their audience, members of Metallica relax after shooting scenes for their unreleased gay porn, "Cock Up Your Ass". Film features Danish drummer and adult film star Tiny Stixxx. Directed by Steve Harris.
Looks like I can't suggest that Lars go fuck himself anymore, how would he even know?
Remember: during the "Damaged justice tour" hundreds of chicks queued up to suck on it between songs. They craved for that little piece of meat. Money talks.
"Dong seems to fade away..."
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