I wonder if the day that ex-Candlemass singer Messiah Marcolin was born, his mom held him in her arms and thought to herself:
"Oh, one day he'll be a huge tub of lard that will sing in a terrible doom metal band. He will be dressed in a monk's outfit, and the highlight of his life will be to be featured in a Hard N' Heavy video compilation"
By the way, if you're up for the job, Candlemass is looking to replace Messiah with a new singer. Details about the position can be found here.
2 comments:
Holy fuck, this blog is the shit. I mean, this post is actually tagged "shane embury". I'm sure there are some people that do not "get" this "humor", but I, my friends, fucking love this shit. I have added your link to my site. If you do not link me back, you suck.
Thank you, and good night.
"I haven't real practiced any AHH-CUL-TISM, but I'm really interested in it."
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